Dang you Bill Clinton!

One time in fourth grade my elementary school took a mock vote of the 1996 presidential election. At the end of the day the results were announced over the intercom. Astonishingly, everybody in the entire school voted for Bob Dole with the exception of one girl who voted for Bill Clinton. Ironically, this girl happen to have an anger problem and it just so happen that she was sitting next to me. When this girl heard the results she got all pissed off and decided to stab me with her freshly sharpened pencil! Fortunately for her, it hurt really bad so I didn't get a chance to punch her right in the face. To this day the lead is still visible inside my hand where she stabbed me. I have hated Bill Clinton ever since.